Today I did a big fat face plant as I was walking into church. Literally a face plant, my glasses and forehead broke the fall. 5 people may have ran over and asked if I was ok. I may have been on the verge of tears, but decided to put my head in my hand and laugh instead. My husband ran home and got my tennis shoes, so it wouldn't happen again.
Today I asked my husband "what is this pepper?" he says " a red pepper" and I said "well than what is this pepper?" (holding up a different one) He says "what color is it?" I say "well red, but they are different shades, I thought maybe this was a cayenne pepper I asked you to get?" and then he shoved his mouth full of food, so he wouldn't bust out laughing.